Ice Cucumber

Not the first to report on it, I know. Clay claims it causes severe gastrointestinal distress (e.g. explosions). Japan Probe covered it yesterday, too.

However, I dropped by the Lawson’s and purchased 2 new things. I was the first person on Hakata to get their new Sausage Egg & Cheese biscuit, which I was sadly stoked about – until I discovered that they had slathered that sucker in mayo. Who puts mayo on eggs, for crying out loud?? I ended up binning that thing. Sad. The other thing I tried out was the new Ice Cucumber Pepsi. Weird? Yes. Refreshing? Actually…yeah. I’m gonna buy it again, I think. It’s odd. Not particularly cucumbery – but I suppose that’s good? It has the detectable Pepsi base, for those who’ve tried the cinnamon, golden, clear, or other questionable Pepsi varieties. Much in the same way one can detect Mountain Dew’s base in Code Red, Ice Cucumber has some obvious shared genetic material… The coloring is a really light green, too. I dunno – reminds me of what a blue gummy bear might taste like if you washed it down with juice squeezed from the green part of the rind of some watermelon, just add the bite of soda water. That’s as close to approximating the oddness in words as I can get. Anyhoo – just thought I’d share. :-)

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  • If Mayo Soda comes out, I am sending you a bottle first thing. ;-)
  • Nic
    My NYC competitive streak is right there with my NYC good sense. Together they put a huge DAME on cucumber soda.

    Mayo soda. BITE YOUR TONGUE, BOY. The whackups at タカハシ & Takahashi ポップ just googled the internet for ideas and dashed off to patent it.
  • James - you really must like the stuff. Maybe you could give a more accurate description than I did? Ha ha. Glad Clay's anti-cucumber-soda propaganda didn't work on you. Wouldn't want any legitimate or placebo-effect psycho-somatic gastrointestinal distress. It's always best to avoid it.

    Chuck - Considering what they put in other snacks here, or on their pizza, I'm just thrilled we haven't had mayo soda. But rest assured, another culinary disaster in the making is always around the corner. That's why you've got to embrace these snack catastrophes and be the first in line! That way you can be enlightened about the 500 ml of light green cucumbery goodness before everyone else. Where's your NYC competitive streak? :-P
  • Nic
    I want to meet the people who work in Japan's experimental food department. Do you think they just sit there going, "Hmmmity hm, what vegetable HAVEN'T we shoved in a soda yet?" Cucumbers have no place in soda. I'm sorry. It's just wrong.
  • I drank 3 bottles yesterday, and I can say that I suffered no gastrointestinal distress.
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