Cream Watermelon

I did a taste test last night: standard watermelon versus cream watermelon. I’d heard about cream watermelon before – on Japanese TV actually. Found it in my local supermarket, precut and ready to go. Here’s the breakdown. By the way, the background music is Regret by Mukala. Right, moving along…

Standard watermelon: high sugar content (thank goodness), ripe and juicy flesh, loads of overflowing juice, deep red in color, soft but solid – easily dismantled without chewing. Seeds were intact but not bothersome (to me). TASTY and cool. Still has a special place in my heart.

Cream watermelon: low sugar content, ripe but relatively dry flesh, no extra juice – save the visible amount at the bottom of the container, bright yellow in color, tough and grainy texture that required light chewing. Seeds were the same as the standard watermelon. Refreshing, if slightly bland.

The texture difference is weird. I don’t want to slight all cream watermelons on the off chance that the one I tried wasn’t up to par – but it was like biting into a chilled hunk of floral foam. That green foam that soaks up loads of water and holds flowers in perfect positions for complex arrangements. It has a weird texture – and if you added seeds to it, that’d be what the mouth feel of the cream watermelon was. Grainy. Anyhoo – try it if you see one and gimme your own feedback. It’s interesting stuff. :-)

Also, if there is any other interesting food adventure – currently in season – that you think I should seek out, let me know. I’m always on the lookout. May wind up being pure novelty as so many of them seem to, but you never know…

Searching for “yellow watermelon” and “クリームすいか” pulls up some interesting images. They really exist. “But don’t take my word for it,” to quote LeVar Burton.

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  • Well, you were moaning about how much of your life you've wasted watching me chew on stuff. Some people get upset about having wasted so much of their lives watching me not chew to an appropriate extent. Can't please everybody all the time (or anybody sometimes). Ha ha. :-P
  • Nic
    Precisely.

    Good lord, your readers / viewers berate you for not chewing properly?

    Well, whatever fills up the ol' mailbox eh?
  • Chuck - I hope you continue to watch me chew. But in honesty, the very first comment I received on this post was an email castigating me for NOT chewing. Apparently I look ridiculous popping the whole chunks into my mouth. I figured if I bit them in half, juice would dribble down my chin. Anyhoo - don't I look ridiculous anyway? :-P

    I got smart and found them online. So Friendly's is like Denny's or Shoney's? Any other similar restaurants? I'm fascinated by regional chains for some weird reason.
  • Nic
    Friendly's is like a... Denny's or a.... Hojo's up north, I suppose. They have them around the north east, but apparently not down south it seems.

    I used to always get ice cream first. I was more all about their deserts than their second rate food.

    Btw- i finally watched the video. I can't believe how many minutes of my life I have wasted watching you chew. heh ;)
  • Alex - a nice mango or banana lassi rocks my world, too.

    Chuck - I'm glad you're in for the creamsicles, but I'm still curious about this Friendly's place and this watermelon roll that it sells. You still got some 'splainin' to do.
  • Nic
    Oh jesus. I'd sell my soul right now for a good creamsicle.


    Mmm.
  • Come to think of it, all of the creamy drinks I've had are always based on things like mint, peach, vanilla, etc. Flavored drinkable yogurt is always strawberry or apple. Orange and cream are natural enemies. We need to find a way to patch things up between them.
  • Alex - I also am addicted to cream. In fact, my family says my little sister and I add coffee to our cream and sugar. (Though I have no qualms about drinking it however it's prepared for me, including the astringent black straight-up style that Japanese people seem to love.) I too will be the first to sign up to eat a real creamelon. Until then...

    By the way, speaking of cream concoctions - have you ever had a satisfactory dreamsicle flavored adult beverage? I still haven't. I try almost all of the orange cream drinks that I come across, and they are almost always awful. The problem is natural (I think) - citrus curdles dairy. You can't use real orange and real milk in a drink...someone needs to figure it out.

    You hear that world? That's two cream-based confections we are in need of. Get working on it. How about it, culinary science? :-D
  • I love cream. I put it in my coffee. I put it in my sodas (not Coke, but I'm talking Italian Cream Sodas). And, I'd even put it in my watermelon. So I was really excited when I read the title of your post.

    I was let down, though. I was thinking of some awesome hybrid GM food; a product where scientists had successfully fused cream and watermelon, allowing them to grow as one on a vine. I was imagining that all of the actual water content of the WATERmelon was replaced by cream, and we should really be calling it CREAMelon.

    But, just looking at that strange picture that looks like someone had put watermelon seeds in a pineapple makes me sad. That is not the delicious fruit of my dreams. That's some sort of...cucumber Pepsi...
  • Yeah, I'm telling you - it is purely a novelty item. The taste simply can't compete. But it's available, and I'll give most things a shot once. By the way, they have pioneered shaping good ol' reliable watermelons in strange ways here too. There are the cube watermelons for the outrageously wealthy and easily sold on nonsense, and there are these adorable little mini-watermelons that are about the size of a large grapefruit or an exceedingly small cantaloupe (err...musk melon, that is, since what we call a cantaloupe in the states is not a cantaloupe at all...). :-) Weird.

    Also - I don't even know what Friendly's is, so I guess that answers that question. Restaurant? Bakery? Shopping center? Supermarket? Car insurance office? No idea. Did it actually taste like watermelon? I don't imagine chocolate would go well with watermelon, though I imagine it'd go better than a cocktail shrimp. (It was a dare.)
  • Nic
    I read 'cream watermelon' and instantly assumed there was some sort of delicious desert that was about to be reviewed. Instead, i got floral foam. Hm... looks .... questioanble. I think I may stick to good ol' reliable classic watermelons.

    Did you ever go to friendlys back in the states and buy the watermelon ice cream rolls? The seeds were like chocolate or white chocolate chunks and it was like sherberty. Man, what I wouldn't give for one of those right now.
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