Water Type Quiz
Got this on a Coke product yesterday. Thought I’d share it with you, in case you were worried about it. I know I was before I diagnosed myself.
名越康文（なこし・やすふみ）先生
１９６０年生まれ。精神科医。専門は思春期精神科医学。９７年より、ラジオのＤＪで人気を評し、以降テレビ・雑誌などでも幅広く活躍。裏あなた Ｌｅｔ’ｓ 診断！あてはまる項目をチェック！
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___ 茶道などの静かな趣味にひかれる。
___ 自分にはぼーっとする時間がとても必要だ。
___ 服はシンプルなものをきちんと着る。Ｂ
___ 何度もダイエットをしているが先敗続きだ。
___ 外での服装と家での服装が大違い。
___ 部屋の片付けは苦手だけど、探し物は出てくる。Ｃ
___ 何か競争すると、ゲームでも本気になってしまう。
___ よくいびきをかく。
___ ダイエットさえ考えなければ、食事はボリュームがある方がいい。
Let’s translate that into English, so our other readers can play along. Shall we?
Dr. Nakoshi Yasufumi is a psychiatrist who was born in 1960. His area of expertise is
“thought-spring-psychiatry?”Adolescent Psychiatry. (Someone want to help me out with that?Thanks Ken Y-N!) From 1997 on, he started to work as a DJ and now has a broad range of activities include TV appearances and magazine pieces.Your other side - Let’s diagnose! Check and see which type your data matches!
A
___ You are drawn to quiet hobbies, such as the sado tea ceremony.
___ You feel that you require time to space out and blankly stare off into nothing.
___ You wear simple clothes in a smart way.B
___ You diet repeatedly, but continue to make the same mistakes.
___ There is a big difference between what you wear out and what you wear at home.
___ You’re not good at tidying up, but always manage to find what you’re looking for.Ｃ
___ When competition is involved, you wind up playing seriously, even in games.
___ You frequently snore.
___ You can’t even think of dieting and think that meals should be big!
Did you fill out your answers? Ok, good. Now, let’s find out why we did this. Moving on to the diagnoses!
Aのチェックが多かったあなたは。。。裏一途タイプ
観念のとりこになって、自分を見失いがち。批判的になって他の人の意見をバッサリ切ってしまう傾向に。また、近い将来に不安を抱いて不眠症になったりする人も。
ワンポイントアドバイス：不安になった時は、天然水を飲んでちょっと落ち着こう。Bのチェックが多かったあなたは。。。裏だだっこタイプ
誰も見ていないところでは、だらしなくなりがち。また、人にバカにされたと思ったらキレることもしばしば。一緒にいる人が恥ずかしくなってしまうような感情表現をしてしまうことも。
ワンポイントアドバイス：キレそうだなと思ったら、アロマモーメントでリラックス。Cのチェックが多かったあなたは。。。裏バイオレンスタイプ
何かに追いつめられ、コンプレックスを逆なでされると、つい暴カ的に自分が闘って負ける、力でねじ伏せられることへの恐れから。
ワンポイントアドバイス：何かに当たりたくなったら、モーニングサイクルでスッキリしよう。
Again, let’s translate that for the English-only guys and gals out there.
If you had lots of checks in the A section, then you are secretly an earnest type.
When you become captive to an idea, you tend to lose sight of yourself. You’re also inclined to cut down another person’s opinions in a critical way. You may also find yourself worried about the near future to the point where you lose sleep over it.
One point advice: When you’re feeling anxious, drink some (regular Minaqua) spring water and calm down.If you had lots of checks in the B section, then you are secretly a spoiled child type.
When nobody is looking, you tend to be grungy. Also, if you think someone has made you look stupid, you frequently flip out over it. You probably also embarrass people you’re with by expressing your emotions too much.
One point advice: When you’re about to lose it, relax with an Aroma Moment (Minaqua brand of water).If you had lots of checks in the C section, then you are secretly a violent type.
When you’re pursuing something and it rubs your complex the wrong way, you unintentionally fight and lose to the power of your rage. You might be freaked out that your anger can hold you down. (Very unsure of this translation - someone help.)
One point advice: When things are heating up, refresh yourself with Morning Cycle (Minaqua brand of water).
What an interesting look at my alternate ego. At least I got a dolphin hair band with it. I think my alternate ego (B, the spoiled child type, in case you wondered) has been wanting one for a while. And since the water is ridiculous, all I can take from this is the dolphin hair band and some giggles. Ha ha ha. Post your flip side and corrections to my lousy translations in the comments!