R.I.P. Anpanman

Posted on February 26th, 2008 in Customary Drivel, Media, Photos by Deas

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I was stunned to come across the scene of a crime involving a celebrity while jogging. This is a small fishing island. We don’t usually get such big stars around here. We certainly don’t usually get them dead on the rocky shores of a hard to access beach. I’m thinking professional hit job, my fellow island ALT Will, or a rough encounter with a devious pastry-like baked femme fatale. Any other speculation? My high school kids are going to be distraught when they see this on the news (or I tell them). Then again, maybe they’ll just laugh. You never know. Grief is sometimes expressed in strange ways.

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  1. claytonian said,

    on February 26th, 2008 at 9:43 am

    why I think this case is on the Middle-aged Detective-woman show, which is on around 11:30 am weekdays here

    claytonian’s last blog post: Sour Grapes

  2. Deas said,

    on February 26th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Too bad I’m doing nothing here at work. I could go watch the show and figure out why Anpanman lies dead at the bottom of a cliff wall on the back road near a scenic vista gazebo. I mean…I really want to know.

  3. Nicole said,

    on February 26th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    he appears to have been suffocated with a bag. Sad. I guess his super power of letting people EAT HIS HEAD didn’t come in useful. Shocking that.

    Nicole’s last blog post: A Much Anticipated Glimpse Of The Naked Man? Festival

  4. Deas said,

    on February 26th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Chuck - You kill me. :-D Ha ha ha. ( :-? Kill…hmmm…where were you 2 nights ago?)


  5. on February 26th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    [...] Deas has reported that one of the most popular cartoon characters in Japan, Anpanman, has been found at the foot of a cliff on the shore of Hakata island. The man with a head made of bread is known for one of his more [...]

  6. Aileen said,

    on February 26th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    :(

    its so sad

  7. Deas said,

    on February 26th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    It is pretty sad, Aileen. Let’s hope it was his stunt double.

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